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Two for the price of one.

Posted in Shitty vs Stellar with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 19, 2010 by ali

Music to a Jew’s ears!! Look, I had a crappy day but then and I came home to check my e-mail and to my surprise, I saw something great. What is this greatness you ask? The 76ers get to select 2nd overall in the 2010 NBA Draft Lottery! Watch out now!! If there is a god I will get another great e-mail saying that Elton “Fat Neck” Brand has been traded. Hey, a girl can dream that this night will end on a good note!

My beautiful friend Kelly sent me some scandalous and riDICulous videos this week-end and I thought, I shouldn’t be the only one with these crazy ass videos stuck in the head. The boys (I pray they are “of age”)  should be ashamed of themselves, respetitively. Especially the skinny humping guys with the “gangsta” names.  Haha, I’m guessing they are gay because I don’t think straight dudes would all get together in one room and do this. In that case…they should switch up their ummm…techniques.

Prepare to be dazzled…especially by grey sweatpants guy in the newest made-up dance. Apparently you have to have a Youtube account to view this repulsive…I mean sexy thrustastic video. This guy breaks it down. I’m backing it up.


Ughhh double up Ughhh Ughhh!

Posted in Shitty vs Stellar with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 18, 2009 by ali

I never thought I’d say it but, EFF BASKETBALL. Today was a bad day in b-ball if you are me. I guess I knew the stupid ass Gaykers would win because they are egomaniacs and they play better at home, so I’m not shocked. But it still blows. And the Celtics? WTF is your malfunction private?? Hell to the NO!!! I was so not ready to see the Celtics leave. Big boooooooo in my book. The Cavs are going to wipe the floor I’m sure. You know what? Who cares? Go Nuggets!!

Today at the old people center in Mission Viejo, Cloris Leachman made an appearance. I was so excited because I loved her from Facts of Life and more importantly, the Roast of Bob Saget…who I also love. I went to the “Grand Parental Center” apparently underdressed. I mean I was the only one in a wife beater. So weird. Sadly, there was a long line of old peeps, too many walkers and wheel chairs, and the smell of Aspercreme was too much to bear. I snuck through the side and snapped a picture and bounced. Incase you are unfamiliar with good OLD Cloris I am posting her best work as far as I’m concerned. For some reason it isn’t on Youtube so I can’t post the video. But click on the link. Trust me. Oscar smoshker, Cloris Leachman kicks ass.


Posted in Par-day Har-day with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on January 2, 2009 by ali
First of all, I hope you all had a wonderful and safe new years night. I also hope the hang-over’s don’t hurt too much! I didn’t do much last night. I went and had some martinis at Erin’s and came home to watch the 76ers beat the Clips. Of course. On a side note I wish Elton Brand stayed a Clipper. A-hole. Anyways, after that I watched a DVD I just got in the mail, “Take it Like a Man” by Lisa Lampanelli. She is my favorite comic. Look her up on Youtube and sit back and laugh at everything you are too afraid to say. Good times. About a 1/2 bottle of champagne in, I remembered this “chocolate-covered marshmallow snowman” I’d bought from the dollar store for stocking stuffers. Let me explain. On Christmas night (aka the 5th night of Hanukkah) I was in the mood for something sweet. Although I don’t like chocolate too much (unless it’s dressed in a #1 Pistons jersey) I thought about the marshmallow and I went in for the kill. After unwrapping this probably disgusting treat I noticed it looked…well, basically it looked like a piece of shit. Mike was asleep while I was discovering a higher power was telling me NOT to eat this. I immediately thought of floating it in the toilet because at times I think like a 12-year-old boy. Haha, I would have laughed because it looks like a straight up terd. Don’t worry. I hooked you up with a picture of the Mr. Hanky candy…..
Deuce Candy

Deuce Candy

Haha, you didn’t believe me huh?? So…last night I was alone. And tipsy. I decided it was time to prove my point. That I am the Queen when it comes to picking out look-alikes. I hope your new years party was better than mine. But after looking at this picture, how could it be really? After all, it wasn’t that shitty. Bah Dum Dum. (drum sound)

Hiiidddie Ho kids!!

Hiiidddie Ho kids!!