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Happy Earth Day!

Posted in TV + Insomnia= Story of my life with tags , , , , , , , , on April 23, 2010 by ali

I don’t know about you, but Earth Day really puts me in the mood. (Not really, just go with it.) I mean, Mother Nature made today’s Earth Day wet, dry, warm, cold, and windy for us! All of that change may make you want to change partners. I get it. If you do choose to get down on this lovely day that is Earth Day, please be “geared up.” Because much like the weather today, sometimes you never be too prepared. Lucky for you (not for me, I’m not as promiscuous as you) Red Eye (via my Flip camera) has brought you a service that is there to help. The moral? Happy Earth Day and don’t catch VD. Wait….what?

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I said it before and I’ll say it again…

Posted in Shitty vs Stellar with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 22, 2009 by ali

Red Eye on Fox News (don’t judge) is OFF THE HOOK!! If you are a night owl like me you really should put the views of the Fox News Network aside and check this show out. It’s like news for dummies but you really do learn about the news dummy. It just so happens to be delivered in a hysterical way. Lately they have been playing with a lot of computer animation trying to keep up with Japan’s crazy ass videos with “current events” acted out by computer people. Keep up the good work “Sergeant Wrinkle.” (For all you Red Eye beginners, that’s what Greg Gutfeld has named the wrinkle that hangs over his nose.)