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Crickets.

Posted in Par-day Har-day with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 11, 2010 by ali

No homo.

I said it before and I’ll say it again. When the Gaykers lose their overly aggressive fans get real SILENT. I enjoy the silence don’t get me wrong, but I like the sound of the fair-weather fans with no noise coming out of their dropped jaws. As Mike would say, “Sorry son!” Haha…he’ll be pissed I used his quote on his own team. Bad girl. Good game. (Insert ass-slap here.)

Speaking of public humiliation….

Posted in Shitty vs Stellar with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 28, 2009 by ali
I bet the Whorenets want to be in these shoes...

I bet the Whorenets want to be in these shoes...

Oh we weren’t? Well I am. The Nuggets game isn’t over but the announcer just said, “With eight minutes still left in the fourth, I am wondering if the Hornets will score another point at all!” OUCH!!! There is nothing like a good beat down especially if the team winning is a fav. THIS GAME ROCKS!!! Are those tears Posey??

Not only does this kick ass game make my day but also today Erin, Karina (Nor Cal friend) and I went to see Chelsea Lately up in L.A. It was pretty cool; the audience warm-up guy was hysterical. Brody something…I gotta google that one. The guest was Vivica A. Fox and she looked pretty bloated folks. More like a sausage shoved in a small casing. Not a good look from the chest down. She was there to promote a show (a reality show, shocker) called Cougar or something. Whoever made up that word should be smacked. The show she was talking about looked as bad as her dress. Serious, she borrowed it from Barbie knowing she is more like an American Girl. No bueno.

UPDATE: 5:22 left in the 4th 113-55 and the announcer just said, “I almost need a calculator to find out how many points the Nuggets are up.” By the way, the WORST loss in Playoff history. Good job Thuggets!