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REAL (sexy) men cry (T.O.)

Posted in The Answer with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on December 4, 2009 by ali

I see I’m not the only one crying tears of joy. Hey Allen, more talk about you and less about the wife OK? I can’t wait until Monday…

(Video is from ESPN so sorry about the commercial but you’ll live.)

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Totally disgusting. You’ve been warned.

Posted in Shitty vs Stellar with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 16, 2009 by ali

I just saw the most repulsive commercial EVER!!! I apologize ahead of time for the visual but I am a firm believer in “if I have to see it, you have to see it.” If you happen to need this product for yourself, well then you are welcome I’m bringing this to your attention. If you don’t happen too need the product Tineacide then hopefully you will agree with me when I say, what Tineacide makers find “desirable” is extremely UNdesirable. I mean, they are right. The undesirable toe is f-ing VERY gross. But what this product claims is better? HELLO?? It’s still f-ing sick. Maybe with every purchase of Tineacide you should get a free pair of sox. Or Uggs. For shit’s sake a pair of Croc’s are more desirable! No bueno.

Again...I apologize for the visual.

Again...I apologize for the visual.

Forgiveness.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 28, 2009 by ali

I know I talked a lot of shit when DJ Quik only performed three songs at that concert thing but now I have officially let it slide. Today, (like every other day) I was watching TV and really got a good look at one of the new Foot Locker commercials. It was awesome, a few guys rapping and flossing…haha. So I’m looking at this guy and was thinking he looks an awful like Rashard (Boo) Lewis from the Orlando Magic. After rewinding it a few times, I went to You Tube to investigate. Turns out this most awesome commercial not only features Rashard Boo as Ice-O, it also has Andre Iguodala (as Chief Blokka), Mo Williams (as Fog Raw), and Kevin Durant as Velvet Hoop. Hysterical and oddly enough, The Hyperizer’s are better rappers then most of the shit out today. (T-Pain, Soulja Boy, Drake, and the guy who sings “Birthday Sex,” whatever his name is…I’m talking to all of you.) Well, if you aren’t a fan of the best sport EVER then it might not be that funny to you, but you get the matzo ball I’m throwin’. Quik also makes a cameo looking the best of all in the video so for that, I forgive you. Speaking of forgiveness, thanks to this commercial I forgive Andre Iguodala for only doing the hook and not laying down a verse. I forgive Rashard Lewis for taking a “drug enhancing” pill to help with stamina. Hey, sometimes you can be hot and have penis problems. I get it. I also forgive you Mo Williams on behalf of my new blog buddy www.eygotitall.com who hates neck tattoos. As for Kevin Durant, well he’s off the hook because he looks like my senior prom date. Last but not least, I will forgive you Allen (The Answer to all my dreams) Iverson if you go to the Grizzlies. I think. I’m not a big fan of what I like to call the “fake ass expansion teams,” aka The Grizzlies, The Raptors, The Thunder (from down under), and The Whornets. But hey, he looks good so I will think about it. Ok, forgiven.

And not to be a total You Tube whore BUT…this video deserves an honorable mention. Another example of how editing a bunch of bullshit is better than the “music” that is out today. Fo shizz.