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Crickets.

Posted in Par-day Har-day with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 11, 2010 by ali

No homo.

I said it before and I’ll say it again. When the Gaykers lose their overly aggressive fans get real SILENT. I enjoy the silence don’t get me wrong, but I like the sound of the fair-weather fans with no noise coming out of their dropped jaws. As Mike would say, “Sorry son!” Haha…he’ll be pissed I used his quote on his own team. Bad girl. Good game. (Insert ass-slap here.)

I HATE TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!

Posted in TV + Insomnia= Story of my life with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on November 29, 2008 by ali

No, no…not Sole Technology! I hate technical technology!! So my computer is on the fritz again. I swear messing with this thing is like a side job. I really have no idea what is wrong with it this time but I can tell you I have a cold and really attractive hacking cough and I am SO over trying to pretend I know how to fix this. As someone who gets TONS of spam e-mails (even though I filter) through yahoo…I am afraid of how much e-mail I’ll have to weed through to see what I really want to see. So by some holiday miracle, (Perhaps there is an equivalent to baby Jesus for Thanksgiving?) I figured out how to do a search on my computer that led me to some pimp-ass way to get on the net. It’s pathetic because I am lost with out my computer. It’s a boring life without it! What did I do for the last 3 days when my computer was being an asshole? Glad you asked. Not too much. Shit…I lead a boring life these days I guess. Basketball is a constant but I don’t need to get into that on a night like tonight when the world champion Celtics embarrassed my beloved 76ers. I think even the 76ers mama’s shed a tear or five. It was ugly. Capeesh? Oh yeah…”turkey day.” Well I had a great Thanksgiving even though I think the holiday is stupid. I guess if you want to gorge your face with turkey or ham, sit around and watch football, and fall asleep you’d LOVE Thanksgiving. Oh, or if you are a pilgrim you probably like Thanksgiving too. It is not for me though since I think turkey tastes like shit and a girl is trying to watch her calorie intake. I believe there is no good that can come of eating potatoes and stuffing only. My ass and thigh’s second that motion. Not my typical turkey day though, Mike’s family had music bumping from every room, dancing and drinking…they are a fun bunch. I got really lucky.

So today is the day after Thanksgiving and it the national day to shop right? Seriously, what sounds bad about fighting all the people with their shopping carts and strollers? Sadly, I was still awake at 4am yes, the thought did cross my mind about hitting up one of the million sales I saw advertised for hours on end. As if. I woke up at like noon and hit up Target and Big Lots. Apparently the sales were elsewhere. My Jewdar was waaaay off. I hope you all had a great holiday and ate way too much and gained like 5 pounds. I on the other hand plan to loose some lbs before this holiday weekend has run its course. Like Mike and his biggest fan Katt Williams says, “There is always a hater” and that hater is me. Hey, I gotta look good for Hanukkah!