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I do NOT have abandonment issues.

Posted in Shitty vs Stellar with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 30, 2010 by ali

And I hope you don’t either. I’ve obviously decided to lay off the “blogging” for awhile to focus on my deadlines/my bill paying job. Damn. Life isn’t what I thought it would look like but as the VERY fine DT would say, “It is what it is.”

I will try to update when I remember. It sounds stupid but like I mentioned before, my e-mails, Twitter, and lame ass FB have taken over. To quote another time, this time a specific era, “K.I.T.” The era is circa MY 8th grade year. For the record, I just started to K.I.T. with my peeps from 8th grade. Why you ask? (Or you didn’t, you’re going to get the answer anyways.) Blame it on the Face face face face fa face facebook.  Like I care. Oh, and take care.

Don’t worry. It’s not goodbye. It’s like pressing pause.

I'll miss you. Or will I?

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English 101.

Posted in WTF? with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 30, 2009 by ali

While I can take criticism pretty well, sometimes you just have to address it when it is really wrong. See, I got some comments from a f-ing idiot named…well we will just call her “Sandra.” Sandra took it upon herself to pretty much try to “tell me off” with her comments on a blog and with it, came some spelling and punctuation that would make my ex-English teacher mom cringe. She commented three times in a row matter of fact. All fired up huh? She just couldn’t get enough of one woman’s opinion I guess. I love that MY opinions make her so angry. I love it seriously. I also love that this chick posted with a fake e-mail address. Believe I did the research. Not valid. Hey Sandy, you can’t be “ballsey” and not have balls. I thought I’d post her comments like she wanted so this mysterious C-word could see her name in lights. Then, we shall never speak of her again and she can take her hate elsewhere. Hopefully, she’ll take her crusade to another Baisden hater. Trust, there are PLENTY! I also took it upon myself to play the role of “my mom” (IN BOLD PRINT) and hooked her up with a little English 101. SUCK IT SANDRA.

 ***From SANDRA***I see that you are an igorant (THAT’S IGNORANT…YOU ARE MAKING IT TOO EASY!!) classless low life female who has to reduce (FORGOT THE D, YOU KNOW, LIKE IN DUMB?) herself to childish name calling.  (IT’S NAME-CALLING AND IT’S MY BLOG. I SAY WHAT I WANT.) I don’t have to change my opinon (OPINION A-HOLE) of your racist behind. (HAHA, RACIST BEHIND. WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF ME? DAMN, YOU MUST BE COUNTRY!) This is a public site and you put it out there and I commented. (WOW, THANKS FOR TEACHING ME HOW BLOGS WORK. I HAD NO CLUE!) I think that you are a racist.  (HAHA…IF ONLY MY BED COULD TALK) Why did you remove my comment.  (FORGOT THE QUESTION MARK. MAYBE IF YOU ASKED ME THE QUESTION IN A PROPER WAY, I WOULD ANSWER IT.) Yes, I am a friend of Michael Baisden (OHHH LOOK AT YOU!!! SPECIAL…ED) and I know for sure that he is not a racist.  (WELL THEN MISS “KNOW’S WHO AND WHO ISN’T RACIST.” MOST OF THE THINGS I HEARD HIM SAY WERE PRETTY MUCH ANTI-WHITE. AT TIMES, ANTI-ASIAN AS WELL AS ANTI-HISPANIC. I HEARD IT WITH MY OWN EARS. I CAN BACK MY SHIT UP.) If he was such a racist, then why would he have a website called “iseecolor” that he created for all races.  (LIKE I SAID OVER AND OVERTHE POINT IS TO NOT SEE COLOR.) You propably (PROPABLY? ISN’T THAT WHAT MJ OVERDOSED ON?) wanted his behind and he didn’t give you a play (DO YOU MEAN ANY PLAY? OR IS HE GIVING OUT PLAYS NOW?) and that’s why you are angry. (OMG, SICK SICK SICK. I’M COOL SANDRA. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEAD UP HIS ASS ALL YOU WANT. HE’S ALL YOURS. I THINK I JUST HURLED IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE.) Give it up. (GIVE IT UP? HAHA, HAVEN’T HEARD THAT SINCE THE ARSENIO HALL DAYS!)  I think you just want him. (AGAIN, SICK. LIKE BIRD FLU SICK, HIV SICK.) You just a classless low life (I FEEL “LOW LIFE” IS A CRACK ON MY 5’ 2” HEIGHT AND FOR THAT, SCREW YOU.) miserable lonely women (IT’S WOMAN. I AM ONLY ONE PERSON.) who need (YOU MEAN NEEDS…PLURAL HONEY.) to get a man. (WELL WELL, SINCE YOU ARE SOOO CONCERNED WITH MY LONELINESS I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE “BUBBLE BURSTER.” I HAVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A BEAUTIFUL MAN FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS. NO “NEED A MAN” ISSUES HERE!)

***HERE IS ANOTHER E-MAIL I GOT FROM THIS MYSTERY MF-ER THAT IS PRETTY MUCH A CUT/PASTE JOB…SPELLING ERRORS STILL INCLUDED. THANK YOU FOR THAT. REALLY, IT GAVE ME SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY INSOMNIA TONIGHT.

Why do you keep deleting my comment. (YOU FORGOT THE QUESTION MARK) If you are women enough to put the post up why not be women enough to handle the criticism. (AGAIN, QUESTION MARK?) Like I said, I see you are a classless, low life, ignorant female who needs to get into childish name calling. (SEEMS YOU ARE THE NAME-CALLER BUT, OK) This a public website, (I’M CERTAIN YOU MEANT, THIS IS A PUBLIC WEBSITE.) if you put a blog out there then you should expect that people are going to disagree with you. (BACK AT CHA) You are entitled to your opinion and I am entitled to mine. (ABSOLUTELY, AND YOU SHOULD ALSO GIVE A VALID E-MAIL SO YOU CAN GET THE REPLIES I SENT YOU ABOUT HOW MUCH I COULD CARE LESS WHAT YOU THINK. WE COULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS WHOLE POST!) I don’t have to dislike Michael Baisden because you do. (DUH! I DON’T REMEMBER SAYING YOU HAD TO AGREE WITH ME. NO GUN TO YOUR HEAD YA KNOW?) I disagree with you, If (NO CAPITAL NECESSARY ON THE WORD IF) Michael was such a racist then why would he have a website called “iseecolor” for all racist. (AGAIN, DON’T SEE COLOR. DON’T DO IT! WAIT, FOR ALL RACISTS? EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT. SANDRA SAYS GO TO THAT WEBSITE; IT’S FOR ALL RACISTS!!) To me you sound like a racist, angry and bitter women who needs a man. (WE COVERED MY LACK OF LONELY.) You are calling me challenged and you mispelled (THAT WOULD BE MISSPELLED HAHA) yourself. (I CAN’T BE SURE BUT I ASSUME SHE IS REFERRING TO ME MISSPELLING MICHAEL BASIDEN’S LAST NAME. IF SO, I JUST DID ON PURPOSE AGAIN BECAUSE I COULD CARE LESS TO SPELL CHECK IT. DEAL WITH IT.) You understood what I meant, (YOUR MISSING A SEMI COLON, THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS ; IN CASE YOU’RE WONDERING.) this is a blog site, not a business letter or a school paper. (NO SHIT!! I WAS NEVER ALLOWED TO CUSS LIKE THIS IN SCHOOL WHILE WRITING A PAPER NOR WAS I ALLOWED TO USE THIS LANGUAGE IN A BUSINESS LETTER. NOTHING GET’S BY YOU HUH?)

Why do you put blogs abou (FORGOT THE T) your boys (UMM…MY BOYS? ARE YOU REFERRING TO WHITE BOYS? WHO THE EFF IS RACIST NOW? WOW.) white racist like Bill O’Rielly, (IT’S O’REILLY) Hannity, (NOT FAMILIAR W/ HANNITY, NO COMMENT) Rush Lumburh (HAHA HIS NAME IS LIMBAUGH) and other racist (FORGOT THE S) on television and radio. (WAIT WAS THAT A QUESTION? I DIDN’T SEE A QUESTION MARK SO I GUESS NOT.) YOu (I NEED NOT TELL YOU TO CHECK YOUR CAPITALS DO I?) are a bitter, angry, no class, racist.  (AGAIN WITH THE RACIST COMMENTS. I AM CERTAIN IF YOU TOOK THE TIME TO READ THE REST OF MY BLOG YOU WOULD KNOW I RARELY HATE ON THE BLACK MALE.)

 OUCH!! IT REALLY HURTS ME SANDRA. AS IF. MOSTLY,  I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR OBVIOUSLY SENDING MY LINK TO YOUR FRIENDS (I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE CLIENTELE YOU RUN WITH) SO THEY TOO COULD CHECK OUT A QUICK BLOG I WROTE OVER A WEEK AGO. OLD NEWS OLD BAG. IT JUST DRIVES UP MY VISITORS AND MAKES ME LOOK MORE POPULAR. OH, AND I DELETED YOUR COMMENTS BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT YOU TO FEEL TOO STUPID ABOUT BEING A GROWN ASS “WOMAN” WHO’S GRAMMAR IS WORSE THAN MY 14 YEAR OLDS. MY ADVICE? TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT HOW SOME “WHITE GIRL” IS TALKING SHIT ON A “BELOVED” FRIEND OF YOURS. HOW DARE I HAVE AN OPINION? REALLY, I COULD USE THE “HITS” ON MY BLOG SITE. MOZEL TOV.

 PS-  IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT BE THE ONE ALL ON MB’S NUTS.  JUST MY OPINION. OH SPEAKING OF, I HAVE NO PROBLEM BEING 5’ 2” AND “TELLING YOU THAT YOU’RE A BITCH TO YOUR FACE” LIKE YOU SAID IN ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS. WHO SAYS THAT AFTER YOU GET OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL? HAHA, REALLY CLASSY SANDY.