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I do NOT have abandonment issues.

Posted in Shitty vs Stellar with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 30, 2010 by ali

And I hope you don’t either. I’ve obviously decided to lay off the “blogging” for awhile to focus on my deadlines/my bill paying job. Damn. Life isn’t what I thought it would look like but as the VERY fine DT would say, “It is what it is.”

I will try to update when I remember. It sounds stupid but like I mentioned before, my e-mails, Twitter, and lame ass FB have taken over. To quote another time, this time a specific era, “K.I.T.” The era is circa MY 8th grade year. For the record, I just started to K.I.T. with my peeps from 8th grade. Why you ask? (Or you didn’t, you’re going to get the answer anyways.) Blame it on the Face face face face fa face facebook.  Like I care. Oh, and take care.

Don’t worry. It’s not goodbye. It’s like pressing pause.

I'll miss you. Or will I?


Two for the price of one.

Posted in Shitty vs Stellar with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 19, 2010 by ali

Music to a Jew’s ears!! Look, I had a crappy day but then and I came home to check my e-mail and to my surprise, I saw something great. What is this greatness you ask? The 76ers get to select 2nd overall in the 2010 NBA Draft Lottery! Watch out now!! If there is a god I will get another great e-mail saying that Elton “Fat Neck” Brand has been traded. Hey, a girl can dream that this night will end on a good note!

My beautiful friend Kelly sent me some scandalous and riDICulous videos this week-end and I thought, I shouldn’t be the only one with these crazy ass videos stuck in the head. The boys (I pray they are “of age”)  should be ashamed of themselves, respetitively. Especially the skinny humping guys with the “gangsta” names.  Haha, I’m guessing they are gay because I don’t think straight dudes would all get together in one room and do this. In that case…they should switch up their ummm…techniques.

Prepare to be dazzled…especially by grey sweatpants guy in the newest made-up dance. Apparently you have to have a Youtube account to view this repulsive…I mean sexy thrustastic video. This guy breaks it down. I’m backing it up.

Way to go Sammy!!!

Posted in Par-day Har-day with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 27, 2010 by ali

76ers’ Dalembert honored

(Via The Professional Basketball Writers Association on Monday named 76ers center Samuel Dalembert as the recipient of the J. Walter Kennedy Citizenship Award for 2009-10.

The award, named for the NBA’s second commissioner, honors an NBA player or coach for “outstanding service and dedication to the community.”

Dalembert was honored for his efforts after a devastating earthquake hit his native country, Haiti, on Jan. 12. Dalembert twice visited Haiti, raised awareness for relief, and donated $100,000 to UNICEF.

“What Samuel has done should be a model for all professional athletes,” said Doug Smith of the Toronto Star, president of the writers’ association, in a news release. “He saw a crying need for help and worked tirelessly to give whatever aid he could while spurring others to act and contribute as well.”

In 2007, Dalembert founded the Samuel Dalembert Foundation, which assists Haiti by teaming with UNICEF, the Red Cross, and Feed the Children.


Posted in The Answer with tags , , , , , , , on February 23, 2010 by ali

Seriously, get well soon and get back soon!

Via Fox Sports: Philadelphia 76ers guard Allen Iverson has left the team and is out indefinitely to spend time with his ill daughter.
Iverson will miss at least the remaining three games of Philadelphia’s road trip. Iverson missed five games and the All-Star game to be with his family when the health issue surfaced earlier this month. Iverson has not disclosed what is ailing his 4-year-old daughter, Messiah.
Sixers president Ed Stefanski says it was in the best interest of the team and Iverson to allow him time with his family to deal with a “very serious issue.”


Posted in Shitty vs Stellar with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 20, 2010 by ali


No glove no love. YOU HEAR THAT PC???

I know it’s been awhile but as usual, I have a valid excuse. I don’t know if you can feel my pain but my computer contracted a nasty STD we are calling “PC-HIV.” Apparently the spyware that my internet/ cable provider (Cox, no relation to Erin unfortunately) gives us customers FREE security as a “perk.” AS IF. After my computer became promiscuous and “opened up” to four different viruses, Cox told me they weren’t trained to remove the viruses. So let me get this straight Cox Communications. Between Cox and McAfee (the brand of the spyware) neither of you are trained to fix it?? Gotcha, so I’ll just be in computer hell because YOU offered a free service and oddly enough YOU can’t fix it. Unreal. I am about sick of being ripped the EFF off by Cox. Pun intended. It got me thinking about other things I am sick of. I’ll just give you a few because if you know me, then you know this list could go on and on and on and on and…you get it.

 Tiger Woods: Why don’t people stop blaming him for not being a good role model to their kids…be a damn role model yourself parents! That is what you are supposed to do in YOUR OWN LIFE. I am so sure you have never made a mistake right? Oh you’re perfect?? Bullshit. Tiger should NEVER release a statement about what happened in his own personal life. Wanna know why?? Oh I think you know, it’s none of your business. Maybe the guy wants to live his OWN life and make money in golf because he’s great. Blame his sponsors for making him famous. Can’t you just appreciate his “gift of golf” and step off his personal life? I see TONS of people stroking Kobe’s balls but have they forgotten he also cheated on his wife? Michael Jordan is a legend…who also cheated.  Who are you to judge?

 Kardashians ( ALL of them): Are you guys kidding me?? Yeah, Kim is beautiful but seriously folks. She’s famous for having a sex-tape with gross ass Ray-J. She’s now a role model but Tiger isn’t?? HA! What is wrong with this world? Everywhere I look there is a member of their over-rated family in my grill. Their whiney voices are like nails on a chalk board at this point. Khloe aka K-hole, aka Transvestite has a lot of nerve going on a show called “Fashion Police.” Are you f-ing kidding me?? Every single time I see that dude she’s wearing an off the shoulder shirt. ALWAYS! Always the same style, usually black. And you have the nerve to judge anyone’s style with that redundant look you rock? PLEASE!!! They might as well put me on there because I rock my black sweater 4 out of 7 days a week so I must be an expert! Oh, and I saw that Quick Trim commercial those ho’s are pitching and if you look really close, you can see Khole’s left nut. Let’s turn the attention to “The Uterus” aka Kris. How come they FULLY covered Bruce Jenner’s face lift but somehow Kris’s face keeps getting tighter and more stretched back every time I see her? Why don’t they cover that? I mean, since she’s famous for being the wife of Bruce Jenner. Sick family…and I mean sick in a vomiting kind of way.

 Anyone who has more than 8 kids: STOP F-ING AND GET A REAL JOB!! Seriously, you are nasty. We already have WAYYY too many people in this world. Not to mention a shitload of orphans who would LOVE to be adopted. You make me sick. Stop making a career out of exploiting your kids and get your tubes tied. Matter of fact, channels that help make these shows possible should be ashamed as well.

 Audi’s in Orange County: There must have been a sale on Audi’s because it seems like everyone and their mama’s can afford an Audi now. Remember when they were a classy car? Now they are the staple of the OC douche bag. (This does NOT apply to Taryn, he looks sexy in his.) The best part is you can get an Audi easy but when it comes time to repair your “luxury car” it’s pretty damn pricey. Case in point; a spectacular looking Audi sat outside my mechanic’s shop for three months. Why so long? The part was three grand…and no it wasn’t for a new engine!! Am I jealous because deep down I really want one? Haha, I can barely afford to fix my Jeep. You’d think I’d get a discount because I bought American. **RETRACTION: Thanks to the hottest cat lady EVER Kelly, I no longer have to feel bad about my friend Taryn driving an Audi and my eye-rolling for Audi’s. Turns out he drives a Volva…I mean Volvo. Phewwww!

 The 76ers losing: I’ll end this with the obvious. STOP IT!! Enough said.

Technical difficulties.

Posted in Shitty vs Stellar with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 3, 2010 by ali

YES I am talking to YOU 76ers!!! WTF? As if sitting behind “Heckler McGee” wasn’t bad enough…the 76ers choked like Lamar on his husband Khloe. Yes, Allen brought sexy back (as if it ever left) but then didn’t play the rest of the third and fourth with some knee pain. I wish I could say I caused it. I did however catch a full on view of his upper thigh region in the 3rd…I did mention the awesome seat right? Yeah…that drumstick made the seats behind the 80 year-old a-hole (who thought he was the coach of the Clippers) all worth it. I also happen to be having difficulties with Haven’s camera. Being that I think her camera is better than mine I borrowed hers. Turns out her camera is as shitty as mine. Oh, and her camera cord OF COURSE is not here. So whenever my 14 year old thinks of something other than texting, I will be able to post the crap pictures I took. BOOOOOOOO!!!

Trying not to bite my nails…

Posted in Par-day Har-day with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 31, 2009 by ali

Can you get kicked out for flashing?

Yes it’s true. Thanks to Mike (and to the Jews “killing” Jesus…simmer down, I’m only kidding.) I got 76ers tickets for Christmas. Where are my most amazing tickets to see dreamy Allen Iverson and the rest of my boys take on the lame Clippers? (No offense Ernie.) Four rows behind the 76ers bench!!! What an awesome way to end a very difficult 2009. Should be a good game too since it’s the 6ers (duh) and because last time they played it went into over-time. I’m going to try to sneak down so I can give A.I. a “good game” smack on the ass. Don’t worry; I’ll bring my camera.

I also wanted to mention that the NBA’s new advertising campaign is KICK ASS. I mean, we all know it’s “where amazing happens” but now, it’s also where defense happens. (Unless you are the Sacramento Kings right now getting stomped on by Philly!) I hope there are a lot more commercials to come because it’s also where flying happens, where acting happens, where puberty happens…the possibilities are endless. Call me if you need ideas. I happen to have some free time. Just not tomorrow.