Archive for February, 2010

Hahahaha…

Posted in WTF? with tags , , , , , , , , on February 26, 2010 by ali

I am soooo over the Tiger scandal but the lovely group Peta took it to a level I can get behind. Yeah it’s mean, but Peta folks have been known to use quite mean behavior in the past. It’s still ballsy though…and for the record, I’ll enjoy steak until the day I die.

Yikes…

Posted in The Answer with tags , , , , , , , on February 23, 2010 by ali

Seriously, get well soon and get back soon!

Via Fox Sports: Philadelphia 76ers guard Allen Iverson has left the team and is out indefinitely to spend time with his ill daughter.
Iverson will miss at least the remaining three games of Philadelphia’s road trip. Iverson missed five games and the All-Star game to be with his family when the health issue surfaced earlier this month. Iverson has not disclosed what is ailing his 4-year-old daughter, Messiah.
Sixers president Ed Stefanski says it was in the best interest of the team and Iverson to allow him time with his family to deal with a “very serious issue.”

Kids these days. Part 2

Posted in Par-day Har-day with tags , , , , , , , on February 16, 2010 by ali

This is a picture of the actual card that my 14-year-old (Haven aka Pooh Bear…but not around her friends!) wrote me for Valentine’s Day. (Mug aka Angel, is the dog.) Feeling the love…mixed with the sarcasm. Chip off the old block eh?

Kids these days. Part 1

Posted in Par-day Har-day with tags , , , , , , , , , , on February 16, 2010 by ali

A couple of years ago Mike and I went to some celebrity basketball game in L.A. During a time-out I noticed this kid with some pretty sick dance moves. I wasn’t sure about posting this video because I don’t know how I’d feel about someone posting a video of my kid. But with moves like this, his mom should be making money off of him. Especially at the end…I believe the kids (and Britt) would say, LMAO. I can’t believe I just typed that, I feel so ashamed.

When it snows, it snows.

Posted in Shitty vs Stellar with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 12, 2010 by ali

The most AWESOME show came on tonight, the E! True Hollywood Story: Basketball Wives. What I learned? Piston’s Jason Maxiell’s wife calls him “Pookie Bootie!” How embarrassing. I hope Rodney Stuckey teases the crap out of him. Stuckey looks like a shit talker. On the other hand, I am now a fan of Maxiell because he “stood by” his (then) fiancé when she was fighting ovarian cancer. He even shaved his head when she went bald. Damn you Maxiell for making this thug cry. I also learned, and no offence but Jason Kidd’s twin daughters have little moustaches. That shit ain’t right Jason. You have mastered the art of shaving your own head bald, maybe it’s time you teach the girls some of daddy’s techniques.

I am sad to report my favorite “warrior” ever Allen Iverson will not be playing in the All-Star game this Sunday. Sounds like an UN-happy Valentine’s day for me. He’s missed a bunch of games now “due to the illness of his three-year-old daughter.” Believe me, I’m sympathetic but I am guilty of dropping Haven off with the folks (when I worked full-time) when she was sick. Missing a bunch of 2 hour games and then the All-Star game must be serious! I hope she’ll be alright and I hope the haters put their hate on hold. Man I wish I was his daughter but not sick…and 18…and incest was legal. Haha, sorry I couldn’t help myself.

So I’m really not into the whole “Twitter” thing but now that I am posting my articles to mine I thought I’d try learning a little more about it. I started “following” Marlon Wayans (for obvious reasons) and today he started this comment-fest over John Mayer’s wiener. In case you didn’t hear apparently John isn’t a racist but his dick is. Priceless. Of course people are too up-tight (as usual) and made a HUGE deal about just voicing his preference. Oh, and he dropped an “N-bomb” which wasn’t cool…but he didn’t mean it in the way the rappers themselves mean it. Get it? Anyways, if you are on Twitter, check out Marlon because that guy is funny as hell. If hell was funny…if there even in a hell…

 Last but certainly not least I would like to say, Happy Black History Month! In honor of Black History Month (Wait, is it “PC” to say black in this instance? I don’t need Al Sharpton on my white ass!) I will continue to make out with my boyfriend, continue to love my attitude wielding teenage daughter, and show you one of the WORST commercials EVER! Actually, I did get a laugh out when I saw it. Mostly because I was embarrassed for them yet, jealous of their paycheck. This commercial to me is like a tampon or a Valtrex ad. You don’t want to be seen in them. You be the judge for yourself…I hope you like R&B…sorta.