“We be big pimpin’, spendin’ cheese” Jay-Z

I’ve mentioned my friend Britt before; he’s one of the funniest people I have EVER met. Forever ever? Yes. I have a ton-o-nicknames for Brittapotomus Rex but today…he topped all of them. With a little thanks to a website he sent me, you too can get your very own “pimp handle.” “Tricktickler Pugh Ice” really shows the kind of pimp that Brittle Berry Crunch is on a daily basis. To tell you the truth, it puts my Brittimus Maximus names to shame. I too had to be “cool” so I found my very own pimp handle. Please refer to me as “Sticky Fingers Ali Slim” from now on. On a side note, I also got Haven one (I thought it was only fitting) so she is now “Sweet Chocolate H. Tickle” and Mike is now “Golden Brown Mike Wicked.” Apparently this website is also psychic.

Get your own “pimp handle” or…maybe you’re in the market for a new gold grill (DT) or a classy challis to put your gin and juice in? Wow…pimpin’.   http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp