Move over Kanye, there is a new gay fish in town.

WHOO HOOO!!! I am finally done with my fake ass radio station for school!!! Somebody please queue “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang! Hey, do you think they were Crips or Bloods? Either way, I am SO happy to have this off of my plate and if I may so myself…it’s pretty believable. Yes, I will be crushed if I don’t get a perfect score…well, maybe I can treat her to a few cocktails before she grades it? You know I love to count things so believe that shit took me 67 hours all together. I know, I was soooo close. Sickos.

I wanted to mention something I usually don’t. Eminem. Sharon (aka My Sharona) is in LOVE with this fool. She’s been riding him like, well, like she does since day one. I am a little more of a tough sell. I did a CD review on his new CD for the magazine and I just said it was good because I knew Sharon would never forgive me if I bashed it. Never believe what you read peeps. Take it from a Jew. We’re smarter. So we all know this feminine looking man-boy Eminem is a homophobe and even singing with Sir Queen Elton John can’t make me believe otherwise…until the other night at the MTV Movie Awards. I’m posting the video although I am sure you have all seen it by now. I just have to say when I saw it “pseudo-live” I was 100% sure he was not only the baby’s daddy…but it was real as can be. Low and behold it comes out that Emifem was in on it and his acting abilities mirror that of his ex-lay Mariah Skanky. To that I say, THANK YOU EMINEM. You have finally grown up. I can’t believe I am going to say this BUT maybe more people can take a tip from this umm…rapper? He finally realized it doesn’t mean you are gay if you have a straight man teabag you. Wait, what? Oh, and as usual…screw all of you Yes on 8 a-holes.

In case you live in a cave (Bin Laden) here is the video. I guess their company keeps pulling the clip so I found it on some Euro channel. It’s magic. OH…haha…GO MAGIC!!!

UPDATE: I had to re-post this video; I promise you I won’t be doing it again. This time it’s better because Kelly’s 2nd favorite kitty will play you off. If it gets pulled again you my friend, are on your own.