Ouch and OUCH!!

Ok, so I get it…simmer down with the b-ball! Damn, I will try but sometimes my passion gets the best of me. Tonight however, the Pistons and my favorite hot-ass, Allen Iverson pretty much got the beat down by the Suns so you are in luck. I don’t feel like talking about it but I must say…Happy Birthday Amare aka Stoddie the Hottie! I wish I could put you through the spanking machine but I doubt very highly you’d fit through my legs. Speaking of birthdays, Happy belated 30th birthday Adrian!! I wish I could get you Zooey Boo for your b-day but Roc might kick my ass. But it’s the thought that counts. Now Adrian…he’d fit through the spanking machine. Next time I see him I’ll be spanking him like the Pistons spanked the Gaykers on Friday. Happy b-day indeed!

So last night I went to my friend Sharon’s (I told you, other Sharon!!) housewarming party-hardy in Long Beach. Her house is so damn cute. Her backyard is equally as awesome as it has the perfect set up for a “Mike studio.” I need to get that Long Beach house…damn layoffs. So anyways, after a good night with good friends (who I miss soooo much!) I make it home pretty early. Great I’m thinking I can get the last three articles I need to get done for the mag. I get out of my Jeep and BAM!!! I slam my right thumb in my door and folks, I could barely breathe. I tried to take a picture of my ”plumb thumb” but I am guessing it was just too ugly and my camera refused to focus on it. It looks sick, believe me. Oh, and it hurts like a bitch. So I didn’t get much done last night although I noticed my thumb was hot enough to melt ice cubes. What is that shit? Today, it looks grosser and hurts a wee bit less. (Yes, I said a wee bit; I’m trying to erase color lines with leprechauns.) Today we pretty much kicked it all day watching some fun fun football games. I am surprised I stayed awake. I got all of my writing done and now I can’t wait to have Dexter day tomorrow. Since Erin got the last 2 season’s she will be catching up, and Roc and Terrance will catch up…and just so I can rub it in those late losers faces…tonight “real time” episode of Dexter was f-ing great. Well, and it pissed me off but when everyone catches up we can discuss it then. I don’t want to ruin one of the greatest shows out there for my “day late and a dollar short” friends. Always thoughtful…you’re welcome.